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Looks like Erica likes this one.

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Oh, we got the club going on here.

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This is good.

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Who's this?

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Is this Lil Jon?

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Ten minute intro.

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I like it.

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Are we ready to kick this off?

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Yes.

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It's the Holiday Throwdown.

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Is that right?

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The Holiday Throwdown.

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You changed the name.

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I mean, really, why are we saying holiday?

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Because it's all Christmas.

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It's all Christmas.

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Christmas Throwdown.

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It's just the least politically correct throwdown ever.

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Yeah, yeah.

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But I like it better.

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I like it better.

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I do like it better.

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Throwdown is better than Showdown, for sure.

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All right.

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I'm digging the song, though.

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I kind of want to let it play the whole night.

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There you go.

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Just leave it on the whole night.

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All right.

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Katie, you going to kick us off tonight?

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All right.

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So we're doing a special kind of episode tonight.

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We're going to go through like our favorite holiday movies.

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I think we all picked Christmas movies.

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We did.

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Are there any others?

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No.

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We're just not an inclusive bunch.

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What can we say?

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We just got canceled.

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Good job.

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um but we're gonna like we're gonna do some fun stuff we're gonna talk about our

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favorite movies our favorite scenes our favorite characters and then trivia and

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then we're each gonna bring trivia questions at the end no we're not but we're

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gonna have a trivia throw down all right there we go all right so guys first

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question let's talk about like what makes the ultimate christmas movie

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Who's going first?

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Erica.

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Well, I have three.

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My top three.

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Must take place during Christmas.

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Oh, wow.

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I've got to tell you.

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Never considered that.

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That gives me something to think about.

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My favorite Christmas movie took place at Valentine's Day.

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Wait, stop.

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That makes me rethink all my other favorite Christmas movies.

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Santa makes an appearance.

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Although, that could be subbed out for something else.

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Like what?

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The fucking Easter Bunny?

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What are you subbing it out for?

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Snow.

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Jesus.

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So it's either Santa or snow.

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If either of those things are in the movie, it's Christmas.

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They're like on the same level.

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Okay, what's your third thing?

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Come on.

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What's your third thing?

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I can't wait for this.

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It's going to be like an ornament.

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If there's an ornament, it's Christmas.

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Christmas tree.

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An angel?

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No.

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Dollar store decorations?

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Eggnog.

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No, I said it brings on the feels.

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Oh, I have that on my list too.

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It sparks memories.

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It makes you feel emotional.

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I have nostalgia as one of my.

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Yes.

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Brings on the feels.

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Yes.

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I would agree with that.

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I think unless it's bad Christmas, then.

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But anyway, most do bring on the feels.

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Oh, God.

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Especially those Hallmark ones.

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I don't watch those garbage ones.

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D-list Christmas movies?

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Yeah, I refuse.

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So we had, what was it?

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Santa?

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Or snow.

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Or snow.

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Santa or snow.

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The feels.

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I was trying so hard to think of what would be equivalent to Santa.

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Takes place during Christmas time.

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Obviously.

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I mean, I have nothing else to add to this.

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I don't know.

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I think sometimes there's a redemption quality in some of these.

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Hmm.

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usually about convincing someone of Santa.

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It's not universal, but that happens in a lot of these movies.

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Or just their overall personality, like Scrooge and the Grinch.

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Having a belief in something.

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Yeah, I agree with that.

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Yeah,

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I think the...

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I mean,

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the movie that I picked that reigns supreme,

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because I just think it does,

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I think...

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Not for Anna Kendrick.

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But now you're about to name a movie that nobody's seen.

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The greatest Christmas movie ever.

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No, people have seen that movie.

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It's pretty new.

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It's from like 2019 or something like that.

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That's pretty new, Ryan.

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And it's pretty good.

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Was that ever in the theaters?

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I don't know.

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What Christmas movie goes to theaters?

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Mine did.

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All the ones I have.

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No, you're right.

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Those did.

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It may have been.

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I don't know.

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This isn't a theater movie for sure.

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But it captures everything you're talking about.

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It has Santa Claus.

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It has snow.

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It has the feels.

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It happens at Christmas.

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And it happens at Christmas.

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Hey, so does mine.

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Mine too.

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It's amazing.

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I'm just saying.

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Tell us about your favorite.

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You want to know my favorite one?

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Yeah.

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Noel.

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I like Noelle.

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Starring?

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Anna Kendrick.

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Bill Hadler.

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Bill Hadler.

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Isn't it Bill Hader?

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Hader.

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Yeah, that's it.

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That's it.

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He was in Tropic Thunder.

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He was?

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Yeah.

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He was the assistant.

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He was the assistant.

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Yes, he was.

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Okay.

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Bill Hadler was totally in Tropic Thunder.

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I saw that movie.

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Parts of that movie.

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Parts of that movie.

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I like Noelle.

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Have you seen it?

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No.

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That's a shame.

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I will.

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I'll watch it.

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You should watch it.

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Who else has not seen it?

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I know you've seen it.

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Yeah, it's good.

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I've seen it.

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So what do you guys think?

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You like that movie?

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It's good.

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I love that Santa's a girl.

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Me too.

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Yeah.

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Oh, I know that.

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That's the reason I like that movie.

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Yeah, Bill Hader is her brother, right?

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And he's supposed to become Santa.

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He's next in line.

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But he doesn't want to, and he runs away and kind of hides, and she's trying to go find him.

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But then in the end, she's the one that really has all the Christmas spirits.

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It's really a movie of the girl is not good enough to be something, right?

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She's told what to do, told how to do it, told what her place is in the family.

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Right.

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And she just goes with it.

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She goes with it because that's what she's told to do.

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And at some point...

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She breaks out of that because she's just got the magic of Santa.

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Is she like a big, jolly Santa?

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No.

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But she's certainly jolly.

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She is jolly.

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She is very jolly in that movie.

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I'll have to check it out.

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You should check it out.

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There's definitely music in there and scenes you should be playing.

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I like a jolly Anna Kendrick.

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Hello.

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We like your pants.

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They're jolly.

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They're yoga pants.

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Like yours.

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These are my yogurt pants.

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No, no.

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Yoga pants.

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I love yogurt pants.

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So John's like, what the?

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So she's in the freezer at this point at the grocery store.

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Because she likes the cold.

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Because she likes the cold.

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Woman opens the door because she's smashed against the freezer and she sees her

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yoga pants and says they're jolly.

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Oh, yeah.

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I might check this out.

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You should.

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It's cute.

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It's cute.

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It's cute.

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It's cute.

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It's more than cute.

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There's funny moments.

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I feel like two of us picked cute movies.

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Okay.

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I sense exactly who we're talking about here.

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It could be anybody.

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It could be anybody.

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This by far... I mean, what I'm looking at...

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This is a good movie.

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You'll like it.

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You'll like it.

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Can't wait.

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And if you don't, there's something wrong with you.

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It just means you don't have compassion or empathy.

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That was a little judgy.

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There was no judgment coming from you.

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Some of us lack empathy around here.

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What?

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My movie.

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I sense the Neils here are going for the sentimental Christmas movies and the Dills are.

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You guys are wrong.

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You guys are really wrong because my movie is like highly sentimental.

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Okay.

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But let's get into yours first.

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Okay.

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a hard time picking my like number one and I still like I don't know I just like so

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many Christmas movies but I was narrowing it down and I ended up picking the one

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for something else because I wanted to talk about it anyway but so a movie that I

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watch every year is Christmas with the Cranks it start and I'm done I didn't make

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that face at you

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I never saw it.

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I had it on like every single night this week.

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You saw it.

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I couldn't make it.

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Wait, it took you every single night to get through it?

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Try like three times.

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I tried.

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Or more.

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Tell us about the movie.

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Let her talk.

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Okay, it's okay.

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It's just...

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Give us your synopsis.

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That'll make us want to see it.

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Maybe you should go next.

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Tell us about the cranks.

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It was not a bad... The parts I've seen were not bad.

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I gotta say, it wasn't bad.

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I mean, it got like a five and a half or a six on Rotten Tomatoes.

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I mean, it's not passing, but it's not bad.

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It's got a superstar cast.

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It really does.

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I got to say, if they could have had a superstar script, this movie would have been great.

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Anyway,

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so Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis,

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their daughters in the Peace Corps,

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and they drop her off.

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um, like right after Thanksgiving and she's not going to be home for like a year.

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So she's missing Christmas.

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And Tim Allen decides, why don't we just skip Christmas?

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Because then we can save all this money and they're going to go on a cruise.

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Um, and it's actually based off of a book called skipping Christmas.

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Um,

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But the whole time,

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like,

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they decide,

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like,

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when they skip Christmas,

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they're just,

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like,

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not going to spend any money on,

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like,

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anything.

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They're not going to donate.

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They're not going to do anything.

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But they have this neighborhood that's,

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like,

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really into Christmas,

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and it's,

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like,

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extremely judgmental and overwhelming about,

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like,

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how they need to,

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like,

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do everything that they're supposed to do and decorate.

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Laura Crank, we're here for Frosty's.

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Hello.

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Luther.

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Hey, babe.

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They're here.

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Who?

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Vic Fromeyer, Westrach, and Ned Becker, and a gang of their kids.

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We're here for Frosty.

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They want Frosty.

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Well, they can't have him.

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Nora, please give us Frosty.

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Um, honey, where is Frosty?

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He's down behind the furnace.

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Why?

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They won't go away.

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Well, don't give them Frosty.

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You and Luther do not have to do anything.

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Just leave Frosty on the front porch.

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We'll put him up for you.

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They said they'll put him up for us.

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Absolutely not.

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No.

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We'll come back later.

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Maybe I missed this part.

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What's happening in this?

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So the whole neighborhood,

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they have these like frosties,

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snowmen decorations that they put up on their roof and the cranks have not put

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theirs out.

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So they're like outside their house.

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The whole neighborhood's on the front lawn.

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Tim Allen's at work, but Jamie Lee Curtis is in the house, and she's hiding behind the curtain.

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She's calling.

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I didn't realize, because I saw when Tim Allen went out to put his Frosty up, I didn't realize.

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It's a whole neighborhood thing.

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I didn't realize that.

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The whole holiday season,

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they're just peer-pressuring them,

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and they're basically just hiding in their house.

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until their daughter calls and tells them that,

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oh,

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she has this fiance and they're going to come home and she wants him to experience

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the amazing Christmas that they always have and the party and all the stuff.

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So then all of a sudden they need to like come together and they go out to the

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grocery store and there's nothing there that they want to buy.

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My favorite thing about this movie was the neighborhood coming together and saving the family.

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Yes, and I actually have a clip for that too where Dan Aykroyd...

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yeah what about that what's going on there luther blair's coming home for christmas

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oh wait he keeps announcing everything luther is telling him to the entire

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neighborhood and she's bringing her boyfriend and she expects to see a christmas

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tree yeah and a frosty of course and what about the annual cranks christmas eve

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party

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I'll keep playing this,

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but one of my favorite moments of this movie was when those two guys go to pick up her...

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I was literally just going to say that.

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The clip is long.

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You don't need to play the whole thing.

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But the best part is that they're still decorating the house.

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They send these two cops to go pick up the daughter and her fiancé.

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And...

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They completely misspell his name.

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Well, her name says Blair.

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Blair, and then it's Enrique, but it's like... An N, dash, and then Enrique or something.

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It was so funny.

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But then they get them in the car,

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and then they're trying to stall,

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but then they actually see a guy that's actually robbing a house,

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and they are chasing him and tackle him on the car as this couple is in there.

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But one of my favorite Christmas songs is also in this movie,

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which also is what makes me love it as she's coming up and it's like snowing and

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it's perfect and it's a homecoming and the whole neighborhood is outside.

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I think I want to see the movie.

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I did find it very sweet how the neighborhood came together.

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I like that part.

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The whole neighborhood is outside and they're like driving down the road.

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The eagle has landed.

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Roger.

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Roger.

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There were parts that I really enjoyed.

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Yeah.

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And then at one point, it's like, oh, Blair, she babysat all our kids.

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Yeah.

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This is my all-time favorite Christmas song, too.

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Because of the movie or...

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No, I just always loved this song.

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So that just made the movie better for me.

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And there was like, what's his name?

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The dad, Neil or something?

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What's the- Luther.

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Luther.

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Like, there was a point where they're like, why would we do this for him?

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And they're like, don't do it for him.

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Do it for Blair.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And then I do like at the end,

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he comes around and the cruise they were supposed to go on,

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they end up giving to their neighbors who he doesn't really like because his wife

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has cancer.

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And he gives them the cruise so that they can enjoy a nice vacation together.

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that was really nice so i just i don't know that was my main things that i had in

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there i like i like i love the nostalgia of christmas but i like when people like

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just like go out of their way and help people i really like that so i liked the

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ending of that movie so i said that was one of my one of my favorites no as you're

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talking about it

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I remember seeing parts of this movie, different parts.

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Not recently, but I remember seeing... Throughout the years.

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Yeah, throughout the years, I remember seeing parts of this movie, yeah.

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I just... I don't know.

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I liked the whole neighborhood feel.

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I liked that they all were really in on holidays together.

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It's like the HOA of Christmas on its front lawn.

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Kind of, yeah.

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I mean, living there might be kind of stressful, but on the outside, it looked kind of fun.

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Yeah.

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Oh, the peer pressure when they decided not to decorate and stuff?

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I mean, in reality, it's a lot.

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But, like, I don't know.

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I just loved how they came together.

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And it was just cute at the end when they were all,

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like,

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cooking together,

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making cookies and decorating the house.

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And they had to get,

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like,

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a party together because it was,

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like,

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the next day that they had to have a problem.

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I don't feel like they would have a problem.

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It was that night.

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And all she could get was smoked trout.

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Right.

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She missed out on that canned ham.

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Never mention the hickory honey ham again.

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I do know some moms who remind me of Jamie Lee Curtis.

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Every time the daughter's on the phone, she's like, and she goes running for the phone.

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There was a lot of... Who are we talking about?

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Jamie Lee Curtis.

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No, I know, but who are you talking about, though, that reminds you of that?

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No one in particular.

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I just...

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You said it reminds you of...

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She just seemed like...

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Everything seemed a little extra.

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Like, oh my God, she's coming home.

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Well, I think part of it is only child.

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Oh, that's a true thing.

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Yeah.

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And I'm going to say... I mean, she was in the Peace Corps, so I think...

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Although it was only probably like three weeks that she had been there.

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That was it?

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Because they dropped her off right after Thanksgiving.

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I didn't realize that.

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I might have judged.

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She didn't make it.

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And then, I mean, then she was talking about how she was engaged.

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So that was pretty big.

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But that happened in three weeks?

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Yeah.

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It sounded like they knew each other before, but that's still quick.

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One of the things I liked, though, is that she brings him home and the dad is kind of annoyed.

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He's not happy about the situation.

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Of course he's not.

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It's been three weeks and he's missing his cruise.

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But you expect it to be a little bit more like,

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we don't like this guy,

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but they end up loving this guy.

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He ends up being a really nice guy.

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He's so nice, and he's singing with all the neighbors.

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The one guy,

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I think he comes up,

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the Santa guy,

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starts speaking Spanish to him,

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and he's like,

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I'm going to go talk to him.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I just, I don't know.

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I really like it.

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I like how it like spans out over the whole like holiday season.

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It's like all the decorations and just how all the neighbors like get together and

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help each other.

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I like that too.

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That was my favorite.

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So my number one all-time favorite, best holiday movie that reigned supreme.

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is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

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1989, Chevy Chase.

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It's a good one.

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It is a good one.

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I kind of never liked that one.

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What?

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You're just saying that.

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No, no.

(00:20:01):
You're just trying to be a contrarian here.

(00:20:04):
No, let me explain.

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I like it.

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Which is the opposite of what you just said.

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But it's one of those movies where it's kind of, for me...

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I don't want to keep watching it every year.

(00:20:19):
Oh, no, I watch it every year.

(00:20:20):
It's a freaking movie, though.

(00:20:22):
I've seen it, I like it, but I don't want to continue to watch it.

(00:20:25):
Oh, no, I have to make sure I watch it every year.

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I like parts of the movie because I have one.

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I love the movie.

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I love all of it.

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I want to wrap my arms around it.

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I want to be up in that attic with Chevy Chase.

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Oh, God.

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old movies yes there's been a lot of memes circulating around like recently i feel

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like about you know how that scene just you know it means something different now

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you know that you're older and have kids and wait which one when he's in the attic

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watching when he's in the attic watching the old that's true yeah yeah getting

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dressed up

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With his little... Well, it was cold.

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Gloves.

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So the question is, does this movie have all three of your elements?

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Yes.

(00:21:12):
It definitely does, right?

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It has snow.

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It has Santa.

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He goes flying across the moon at the end.

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It has Christmas.

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That's true.

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And Uncle Eddie has that.

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Uncle Eddie is my favorite character in that movie.

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You know what my favorite thing about Uncle Eddie is?

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Is that

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If you had to make an argument of who was crazier,

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Uncle Eddie or the guy who plays Uncle Eddie,

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Randy Quaid.

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No, Randy Quaid's much crazier.

(00:21:45):
Oh, really?

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I don't know much about the actor.

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No, he went absolutely crazy and he had to move to Canada.

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He has warrants out for his arrest here.

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I didn't know anything about him per se.

(00:21:58):
Randy Quaid is off.

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I just assumed everyone knew, so I didn't pull it up.

(00:22:03):
Randy Quaid's crazy.

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What did he do?

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I don't have a warrant.

(00:22:08):
Well, you've got a phone.

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Google it.

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Jesus.

(00:22:10):
Tell us.

(00:22:11):
You can't just leave us on this cliffhanger now.

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Everyone seems to know this already.

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Yeah.

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It doesn't matter.

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Randy.

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Wait.

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Hang on a second, guys.

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First of all.

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He looks like Santa.

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Let's see.

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Oh, my God.

(00:22:26):
Oh, my God.

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Randy Quaid, he looks like someone who looked like Obama place.

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Is that an arrest picture?

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I'm trying to see if he's allowed back in the country.

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What did he do?

(00:22:42):
Dennis Quaid said he misses his brother.

(00:22:44):
Wait, that's his brother?

(00:22:46):
Well, I'm assuming.

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Otherwise, Dennis Quaid, I just assume it's my brother.

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No, seriously, that's his brother?

(00:22:52):
I guess.

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I'm looking at the entertainment things.

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I didn't know that.

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I didn't know it until I just read it, too.

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Did you guys know that?

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Nope.

(00:23:03):
Okay.

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I didn't even know the actor's name until just now.

(00:23:05):
I don't know much about stuff.

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Whoa, mind blown right now.

(00:23:10):
Hmm.

(00:23:13):
Oh, here you go.

(00:23:14):
In 2009,

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Quaid and his wife were arrested for allegedly defrauding an innkeeper in Santa

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Barbara by using an invalid credit card to pay a $10,000 bill.

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That's it.

(00:23:25):
There is more.

(00:23:26):
However, they repeatedly have filed a pair in court and warrants were issued for their arrest.

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They eventually appeared in court the following year where the case was dismissed

(00:23:36):
for a lack of evidence.

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They pled no contest, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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240 hours of community service.

(00:23:43):
And then in 2010, Quaid and his wife were charged with

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Burglary?

(00:23:47):
Wait, what?

(00:23:51):
In 2004?

(00:23:51):
2010.

(00:23:51):
Oh, so this must be after he was married to Meg Ryan.

(00:23:55):
Wait, before... What?

(00:23:56):
No, no, no.

(00:23:57):
Dennis Quaid was married to Meg Ryan.

(00:23:59):
There's no way Randy Quaid... No, because they have a baby.

(00:24:02):
Jack Quaid is their baby.

(00:24:03):
That's Dennis Quaid.

(00:24:04):
This says, was Meg Ryan married to Randy Quaid?

(00:24:10):
So she married both of them?

(00:24:12):
No, never mind.

(00:24:13):
It's Dennis, right?

(00:24:16):
No, it's Dennis Quaid.

(00:24:17):
They have Jack Quaid from The Boys.

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That's their son.

(00:24:20):
All right, never mind.

(00:24:21):
That would be really great if she married both of them.

(00:24:24):
They got into a bunch of shit in 2010.

(00:24:29):
And then in 2010,

(00:24:30):
they moved to Vancouver,

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Canada,

(00:24:33):
where they sought asylum protections under the Canadian Immigration and Refugee

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Protection Act.

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stating that they feared for their lives in the United States.

(00:24:41):
There's been an ongoing thing,

(00:24:43):
so he hasn't been back in the States since,

(00:24:45):
like,

(00:24:45):
2010,

(00:24:45):
because I think he's afraid of the legal repercussions.

(00:24:48):
Wow.

(00:24:49):
Oh, my gosh.

(00:24:51):
Had I known that this wasn't,

(00:24:52):
like,

(00:24:53):
universally known knowledge,

(00:24:54):
I might have looked it up a little more for you guys,

(00:24:56):
but I just assumed everyone knew that Randy Quaid was off his rocker.

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I know.

(00:25:01):
Well, that's interesting.

(00:25:02):
I can't believe that's Dennis Quaid's brother.

(00:25:04):
Also, shitter's fool.

(00:25:09):
You gotta tell you, Dennis Quaid, I had no idea.

(00:25:11):
I did not know that myself.

(00:25:13):
I did not know that.

(00:25:17):
My mind's blown right now.

(00:25:20):
John, you're up.

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So my favorite movie, holiday movie, is It's a Wonderful Life.

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This has been around for a long time.

(00:25:29):
It was released in 1946.

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It's 94% fresh.

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Not sure.

(00:25:34):
What's that mean?

(00:25:36):
That means on the tomato meter.

(00:25:37):
Oh.

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94%.

(00:25:39):
Oh, that's high compared to the other movies we've done.

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You don't say.

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I don't know.

(00:25:44):
You said It's a Wonderful Life, and I thought you're an old soul.

(00:25:48):
Damn.

(00:25:49):
Damn.

(00:25:50):
Have any of you seen it?

(00:25:51):
I have never seen this movie.

(00:25:53):
Oh, good.

(00:25:53):
That's one.

(00:25:55):
Oh, three of us have seen it.

(00:25:56):
Good.

(00:25:56):
All right.

(00:25:58):
So Ebert gave it four stars.

(00:26:00):
Just off the title, it never made me want to see this movie.

(00:26:03):
You know what's interesting about this movie?

(00:26:08):
You would think it's just this cheeky, stupid holiday movie, which it kind of is in a way.

(00:26:13):
But part of the reason it became famous for being a great holiday movie is

(00:26:20):
it fell out of copyright and once it fell out of like once it was no longer

(00:26:26):
copyright protected the networks were like like trying to play it but PBS was the

(00:26:32):
first to start playing this regularly around Christmas and they did it as a like a

(00:26:37):
kind of like a counterculture thing to say this is the movie you should watch not

(00:26:41):
these huge holiday movies that they're releasing

(00:26:45):
That's when it became popular.

(00:26:48):
So Ebert said, of this movie, he said, some movies, even good ones, should only be seen once.

(00:26:55):
When we know how they turn out, they surrender their mystery and appeal.

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Other movies can be viewed an indefinite number of times.

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Like great music, they improve with familiarity.

(00:27:04):
It's a Wonderful Life falls in the second category.

(00:27:09):
I agree with that.

(00:27:10):
The one thing I really love about this movie is it's not cookie cutter.

(00:27:14):
Like this guy, George Bailey, he can be an ornery son of a bitch in this movie.

(00:27:19):
Like he can, I mean, he's deep down to his core.

(00:27:23):
He's like a really, really good human being and the world's a better place for him being in it.

(00:27:29):
But he goes through some misfortunes,

(00:27:32):
which makes him kind of go a little batshit for a little bit.

(00:27:37):
And there's an angel who comes down and helps him.

(00:27:40):
There you get that Christmas part, right?

(00:27:44):
But there was snow.

(00:27:46):
He's getting hammered.

(00:27:47):
He's just like, ah, he runs into a tree.

(00:27:51):
He's about ready to jump off a bridge.

(00:27:54):
It's kind of a depressing movie in parts.

(00:27:55):
But at the end, it's just fantastic.

(00:28:00):
Um,

(00:28:01):
a couple of things I want to bring up is that Jimmy Stewart,

(00:28:04):
who stars as George Bailey,

(00:28:06):
it was the first movie that he did post world war two.

(00:28:09):
He served in world war two and he flew 20 combat missions and he actually did develop PTSD.

(00:28:16):
Um, he got the shakes, he got a short temper and, and nightmares.

(00:28:21):
So a lot of the things that he experienced in world war two,

(00:28:24):
he brought into his character of George Bailey.

(00:28:28):
Um,

(00:28:30):
special effects this was really cool so there's a scene where he runs through the

(00:28:35):
town and the town's covered in snow and it's snowing and it's a blizzard and stuff

(00:28:40):
the way they were able to do that was with uh cornflakes that were dyed white and

(00:28:45):
soap oh not asbestos like the wizard of oz oh my

(00:28:51):
Wizard of Oz uses asbestos?

(00:28:52):
That's so disgusting.

(00:28:54):
Anyway, God.

(00:28:54):
Did it snow in the Wizard of Oz?

(00:28:56):
Yes.

(00:28:56):
Yeah, with the poppies.

(00:28:57):
In the poppy field.

(00:28:59):
Oh.

(00:29:00):
That was all asbestos?

(00:29:01):
They just sprayed asbestos all over.

(00:29:03):
Wonderful.

(00:29:04):
Wow.

(00:29:04):
All right, anyway, so white painted cornflakes.

(00:29:08):
Yes, white painted cornflakes.

(00:29:11):
I like it.

(00:29:12):
So let me play you a little scene from this movie.

(00:29:15):
Boop, beep, beep, beep.

(00:29:19):
This movie does have some corny moments,

(00:29:21):
but when he's trying to get the girl to really like him,

(00:29:26):
he asks her.

(00:29:27):
But I think normally,

(00:29:28):
I don't know,

(00:29:29):
I don't love the corniness of movies,

(00:29:31):
but when it comes to Christmas,

(00:29:33):
I just love it.

(00:29:35):
You know what I like about this?

(00:29:36):
Christmas is about corny.

(00:29:37):
It does have that.

(00:29:39):
It does have, at the end, it can be a little corny, a little hokey.

(00:29:44):
But there's moments of it where it's like,

(00:29:45):
damn,

(00:29:46):
George got hammered and drove his car into a tree.

(00:29:49):
And he yelled at his kids.

(00:29:51):
He just went off on his kids because his brother lost like $8,000.

(00:29:55):
Potter fucking grabbed that money and acted like he never had it.

(00:29:59):
And he went home and was like, do you have to keep playing that goddamn music?

(00:30:02):
He's all mad.

(00:30:03):
But one of the nicest part of the movies is when he's trying to woo Mary, his eventual wife.

(00:30:09):
And he asks, he's like, Mary, do you want the moon?

(00:30:11):
You want the moon?

(00:30:12):
I said, that's my kids.

(00:30:12):
So here, I'm going to play this for you.

(00:30:15):
What do you want?

(00:30:16):
You want the moon?

(00:30:18):
Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.

(00:30:21):
Hey, that's a pretty good idea.

(00:30:23):
I'll give you the moon, Mary.

(00:30:25):
I'll take it.

(00:30:27):
Then what?

(00:30:29):
Well, then you could swallow it and it'll all dissolve, see?

(00:30:33):
And the moonbeams that shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair.

(00:30:40):
Am I talking too much?

(00:30:41):
Yes.

(00:30:41):
Yes.

(00:30:43):
Why don't you kiss instead of talking to death?

(00:30:46):
How's that?

(00:30:46):
How's that?

(00:30:47):
Why don't you?

(00:30:48):
Well, Mary, it's kind of awkward all of a sudden.

(00:30:51):
You're Norman again.

(00:30:54):
All your movies sound like Norman.

(00:30:57):
Do you want the moon?

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Apple?

(00:31:01):
Do you want the moon?

(00:31:03):
Throw a lasso around it.

(00:31:04):
Do you hear those loons?

(00:31:09):
Isn't that every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings?

(00:31:13):
I know.

(00:31:13):
You know what's interesting about this movie is that the angel that has to come

(00:31:17):
save him is like an angel that couldn't save anybody.

(00:31:21):
He's been up there for like 200 years and he's like, hey, you think I might get my wings?

(00:31:25):
They're like, go deal with George.

(00:31:28):
So it's kind of funny.

(00:31:29):
His name was Clarence.

(00:31:31):
Clarence has to save George Bailey.

(00:31:33):
So I feel like I've got two marching orders here.

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Watch the cranks and watch It's a Wonderful Life.

(00:31:44):
I agree with that.

(00:31:47):
I would say yes.

(00:31:48):
I'm not sure I'm excited about that, but I'm going to try it.

(00:31:51):
Which movie do we think reigns supreme, though?

(00:31:53):
Noel?

(00:31:55):
Well, clearly not that one.

(00:31:56):
I think we each have to vote for a movie that's not our own.

(00:31:59):
I agree.

(00:32:00):
Okay.

(00:32:02):
I'm going Christmas Vacation.

(00:32:03):
I'm going Cranks.

(00:32:04):
I'm going Christmas Vacation.

(00:32:05):
Because I don't think there's a better movie ever.

(00:32:09):
I appreciate the vote, Ryan.

(00:32:12):
I would have picked it myself.

(00:32:14):
I couldn't say Christmas Vacation after what I said about it.

(00:32:18):
Although my scene's coming from there.

(00:32:24):
What is this from?

(00:32:25):
Christmas Vacation!

(00:32:28):
Our winner.

(00:32:29):
You win!

(00:32:32):
You gotta sing now.

(00:32:34):
Christmas time is here.

(00:32:38):
This is just such a great movie.

(00:32:44):
I was going to sneak in.

(00:32:45):
I know we didn't say we talked about this,

(00:32:46):
but how about off the top of your head,

(00:32:49):
favorite animated Christmas movie?

(00:32:52):
Charlie Brown.

(00:32:53):
You hate Charlie Brown.

(00:32:56):
Charlie Brown could...

(00:32:58):
No.

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Oh, I'm 100% with you, Ryan.

(00:33:00):
I am not a Charlie Brown fan.

(00:33:02):
He is weird.

(00:33:03):
He's creepy.

(00:33:04):
He's bald.

(00:33:05):
He's sad.

(00:33:06):
He's probably like that.

(00:33:08):
It's sad.

(00:33:08):
He's just, I don't know.

(00:33:10):
Did you see that?

(00:33:15):
You look mad.

(00:33:16):
It's like looking in a mirror.

(00:33:19):
No, Charlie, he's got one or two hairs.

(00:33:21):
He's got more than me.

(00:33:24):
No, there's just something about him.

(00:33:25):
It's just animated.

(00:33:27):
Yeah, because I couldn't help but think of all the animated.

(00:33:30):
I mean, Rudolph's like the classic.

(00:33:31):
The first one that comes to my mind is Rudolph.

(00:33:33):
But you know what?

(00:33:34):
As an adult, I look back, and Rudolph was basically a disabled kid who got...

(00:33:41):
He was.

(00:33:42):
He was a disabled child who got picked on and got told he was not good enough by

(00:33:47):
Santa himself,

(00:33:49):
who was like...

(00:33:50):
John,

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you were like shaking with anger.

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That movie pisses me off because he's like,

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oh,

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get that dumb bright nose out of here,

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would you?

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But you know what?

(00:34:01):
He shows everyone in the end.

(00:34:03):
He does.

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But you know what I wish Rudolph did?

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When Santa was like, hey, Rudolph, with your nose so bright, I'd be like, Santa...

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Fuck you.

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No, he did it for the kids.

(00:34:13):
Screw you.

(00:34:13):
He did it for the kids, Josh.

(00:34:16):
I wanted to play reindeer games.

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He's like, oh, Rudolph.

(00:34:25):
Good job.

(00:34:26):
You know the Rudolph song?

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Did you guys do that where you had the little phrases that you added in there?

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My husband and I have had arguments about the right things because we said

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different things growing up.

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Well, the cool kids said one thing.

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I don't know what you guys are talking about.

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Like the Rudolph song.

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Like you added.

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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.

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Reindeer had a very shiny nose.

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Like a light bulb.

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Yeah, so we had like different versions.

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Yes.

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What was his version and what's yours?

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Um,

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I think there was one where it was like something about the reindeer games and we

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said like Monopoly and there was something else too.

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And, or, Oh no, the end was like, um, or just like, like, um, like Columbus.

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And one of the, I think we said like George Washington or something.

(00:35:16):
One of us was like,

(00:35:17):
yeah,

(00:35:18):
arguing about which,

(00:35:19):
which one it was,

(00:35:20):
but yeah,

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there's different versions of that.

(00:35:22):
Have you heard the DMX version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?

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Because that's what I was just about to start singing it.

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You got to play it now.

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You got to play it.

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The best Christmas carol ever.

(00:35:35):
Why didn't we open with it?

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Yeah.

(00:35:50):
Number one of all time.

(00:35:52):
Like Pinocchio.

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George Washington.

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Like Monopoly.

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That is my favorite Christmas song.

(00:36:11):
I never knew that song existed until the second.

(00:36:14):
Oh my God.

(00:36:15):
Never heard that before.

(00:36:16):
So I'm adding that to my playlist.

(00:36:17):
That is amazing.

(00:36:19):
But DMX kind of jumps a shark doing a Rudolph song, right?

(00:36:23):
Huh?

(00:36:24):
You know, it's kind of like weird DMX.

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No.

(00:36:28):
DMX makes me think of like Bruce Springsteen doing that.

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Oh, Santa's coming to town, people.

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You know Santa's coming to town.

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I like that song.

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Tell you something about Santa coming to town.

(00:36:40):
Nothing like that.

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You're a hater.

(00:36:42):
Oh, man.

(00:36:43):
Turn on the saxophone.

(00:36:46):
We've got to get to the next segment here.

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Oh, now you have to play it.

(00:36:50):
I like that one.

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You're going to hate a one.

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I do like that.

(00:36:54):
I did not love the Elton John.

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Oh, I like that one.

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I just love Christmas.

(00:37:09):
Hey, hey.

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No, you don't sing.

(00:37:13):
Let Bruce sing it.

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I want to tell you what time it is.

(00:37:16):
It's time for Santa.

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Santa's going to be coming any minute here, people.

(00:37:23):
Hey, Clarence.

(00:37:25):
Clarence, you know what time it is?

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You better watch out.

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You guys all been good and practicing real hard.

(00:37:39):
I'm practicing.

(00:37:41):
You've been rehearsing real hard now.

(00:37:43):
You're so good at ruining something so nice.

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This is probably my top ten Christmas songs.

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Hold on, it's coming.

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Stop singing.

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You better watch out.

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You better not cry.

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rocking out though he wants karaoke i know all right i kind of like it it's a good

(00:38:12):
song it's a good song

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All right, I think we can.

(00:38:24):
Yeah, we were good there.

(00:38:25):
We got Bruce in this.

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Are you ready to talk?

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The battle of the best holiday movie scenes.

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Who's going first?

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I'll go first.

(00:38:39):
Oh, please go first.

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What's that?

(00:38:51):
Nothing.

(00:38:52):
Nothing.

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Oh, you want to go first?

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That was worse.

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I think you should go first.

(00:39:05):
So my favorite scene is from Home Alone.

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So I love the scene where basically Marv and Harry are getting beaten up throughout the house.

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The funny thing was I'm thinking about the scene and I'm like, it's such a visual scene though.

(00:39:24):
So like to talk about it on a podcast.

(00:39:27):
But then I found this amazing clip.

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Sound like me coming home the other night.

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all right pretty much sums it up you know when you've seen the movie a hundred

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times you can picture the entire scene what the scream is associated with yeah i i

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always thought that was funny i mean i don't think there's anybody that hasn't seen

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at least i mean i feel like everyone has seen home alone but you've at least seen

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like these scenes yeah

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And they're just so funny.

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They're funny for like kids too.

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I think I mentioned this before, but the guy who's opposite Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern, I think.

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Daniel Stern, yeah.

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He's the voice of the adult in The Wonder Years.

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He's the adult Kevin.

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He's the narrator.

(00:40:45):
No way.

(00:40:46):
Oh, wow.

(00:40:48):
I didn't know that.

(00:40:48):
Did you know that he actually originally passed on the role?

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Really?

(00:40:54):
Yeah.

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And then the guy that they brought in, him and Joe Pesci did not have very good chemistry.

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So they went back to him and he decided to do it.

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And I mean,

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I think he was very happy about that because Home Alone was like number one in the

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box office for 12 weeks in a row.

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And it ran from Thanksgiving.

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So that means that people were going to see a Christmas movie like well into like...

(00:41:20):
Like March.

(00:41:21):
Wow.

(00:41:22):
Yeah.

(00:41:23):
That's crazy.

(00:41:23):
The one funny little fact I wanted to mention about this.

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So if you notice in the movie, Joe Pesci does this like weird little thing.

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Like every time he's mad, he's like...

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This is because Joe Pesci was unable to not curse every couple of words.

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You think about all the movies he's in.

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He's in all these mobster movies.

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He dropped the F-bomb every couple of words, whether it was in the script or not.

(00:41:50):
So this is a children's movie, and he had to control himself.

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So that was his own little language that he made up when he would get frustrated

(00:41:59):
instead of cursing.

(00:42:01):
That's pretty funny.

(00:42:03):
Yeah.

(00:42:03):
I'll tell you,

(00:42:04):
this scene,

(00:42:04):
you don't have listed,

(00:42:05):
I don't think,

(00:42:06):
but one of my favorite scenes in that movie is when Kevin gets something delivered

(00:42:12):
and he's playing that clip from a movie.

(00:42:14):
Yes, when he gets the pizza.

(00:42:17):
Keep the change, filthy animal.

(00:42:19):
Did you know that that's not a real movie?

(00:42:21):
They made that up, yeah.

(00:42:23):
They filmed that as a fake movie just for this.

(00:42:26):
Yeah.

(00:42:27):
So when we were going to New York, he said, oh, where are we going to stay?

(00:42:33):
Are we going to stay at the plaza?

(00:42:34):
Waldorf?

(00:42:35):
I love, love, love Kevin getting ready in the morning.

(00:42:44):
Oh, like the shaving scene?

(00:42:47):
Yes, it's so iconic.

(00:42:48):
Isn't that great?

(00:42:49):
That's great.

(00:42:51):
love this coincidentally so growing up we had a neighbor who looked exactly like

(00:43:02):
macaulay yes when you were when you were little yes and home alone was very popular

(00:43:08):
at the time and we made him do this all the time like wait do you know a fun fact

(00:43:15):
about this

(00:43:17):
That wasn't him like holding his cheeks like that.

(00:43:21):
That wasn't originally scripted.

(00:43:22):
He was just supposed to like hit himself and then stop.

(00:43:26):
And he like he just Macaulay Culkin did that.

(00:43:29):
And then it became like.

(00:43:32):
I really want to take a picture of my oldest because he's like about the age.

(00:43:36):
I think Macaulay Culkin is.

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That's like one of his like favorite Christmas movies because,

(00:43:41):
you know,

(00:43:41):
he just wants to like stay at the plaza and have room service.

(00:43:45):
yeah yeah don't we all right we do i love that but my favorite that i wanted to

(00:43:54):
mention for this podcast favorite favorite scene ever all right i only picked it as

(00:44:00):
my favorite because it relates to us now it's um in national lampoons

(00:44:05):
Christmas vacation, which was my answer for every segment of this podcast.

(00:44:10):
She likes Christmas vacation.

(00:44:11):
It is when they bring the Christmas tree into the house and Clark goes to open it up.

(00:44:17):
And then it goes boomy.

(00:44:20):
It busts through all the windows and everything.

(00:44:23):
Do you think there's enough room for the angel?

(00:44:26):
Oh, sure, honey.

(00:44:27):
I have a little more trimming to do, but that won't be a problem.

(00:44:30):
Ready?

(00:44:31):
I give you the Griswold family Christmas tree.

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He went out into the woods to cut this thing down.

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So I picked this because this is us now.

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We go to the woods,

(00:44:53):
and we cut down a Christmas tree every year,

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and we bring it in the house all wrapped up and cut the cord and hope that it fits

(00:45:01):
in the living room.

(00:45:01):
Do you get a big-ass Christmas tree every year?

(00:45:04):
We do.

(00:45:04):
Do you remember the saw, though?

(00:45:09):
Yeah.

(00:45:09):
And we cut it, and then it just goes...

(00:45:13):
and it opens up.

(00:45:14):
We've gotten better.

(00:45:15):
The first couple years, I mean, we have some sat marks on the ceiling.

(00:45:18):
Yeah, on the ceiling, it hits the windows and all this other crap.

(00:45:22):
Now we're pretty good.

(00:45:23):
We get it just right.

(00:45:25):
Can you guys take a video this year and send it to me?

(00:45:27):
I kind of want to see this thing explode in your living room.

(00:45:31):
This is so cool.

(00:45:32):
We never did that.

(00:45:34):
Yeah, a nice 35, 40-foot tree.

(00:45:35):
See, I'm a fake tree person.

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you know what i never ever ever thought i would be a fake tree person like i was

(00:45:42):
like christmas isn't real unless you can smell your tree and then i had my own

(00:45:49):
house and i was like the dog is drinking the water and pine needles in the carpet

(00:45:55):
and now i have we never had a real tree growing up it was always artificial

(00:45:59):
Really?

(00:46:00):
Oh, no.

(00:46:00):
We always had real.

(00:46:02):
Actually,

(00:46:03):
we always got the tree with the root ball and everything and planted them in our backyard.

(00:46:07):
Oh, my God.

(00:46:09):
That's amazing.

(00:46:10):
There's like seven, eight trees back there in your parents' backyard.

(00:46:14):
That's amazing.

(00:46:14):
Privilege.

(00:46:15):
Privilege.

(00:46:16):
Right?

(00:46:17):
Seriously.

(00:46:18):
How many kids graduated in your senior class?

(00:46:21):
97.

(00:46:21):
I graduated with 1,200.

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That's what I graduated with.

(00:46:27):
No, my family even did this when we were living in a row home in the city.

(00:46:31):
They got a tree.

(00:46:32):
Where did they plant it?

(00:46:34):
We had a little patch.

(00:46:36):
Fairmount Park?

(00:46:37):
No, there was a small patch in our house.

(00:46:41):
They drove it to the burbs and planted it.

(00:46:44):
They drove it to Fairmount Park.

(00:46:46):
They were like,

(00:46:46):
guys,

(00:46:47):
we're going to come back in eight months,

(00:46:48):
and this thing's going to be awesome.

(00:46:50):
The first real tree I had was with this one.

(00:46:53):
Really?

(00:46:54):
Yeah, really.

(00:46:55):
And it was pretty cool.

(00:46:56):
I don't know that I've ever had a real tree.

(00:46:58):
Oh, ask him where he got our first tree at this house.

(00:47:02):
Susie's.

(00:47:02):
We did.

(00:47:02):
The strip club.

(00:47:06):
We did.

(00:47:10):
In the parking lot.

(00:47:11):
The parking lot of the strip club.

(00:47:13):
They were selling Christmas trees?

(00:47:15):
They do over a year.

(00:47:17):
Well, we weren't actually moved in just yet.

(00:47:21):
But we needed a tree.

(00:47:23):
I have a lot of questions.

(00:47:25):
That's a trunk you wouldn't lick.

(00:47:27):
Yeah, it was a little bushy.

(00:47:30):
Jesus, man.

(00:47:33):
This is a Christmas episode.

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Yeah.

(00:47:36):
Yeah.

(00:47:38):
We're not supposed to talk about nefarious things.

(00:47:42):
Christmas tree-style story, though.

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What kind of ornaments do you like to put on your trees?

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What kind of ornaments does she not like to put on your tree?

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We have so many different Christmas trees that I put up in our house.

(00:47:54):
We do, too.

(00:47:54):
We have like so we have our like our regular one where we put the gifts and everything.

(00:48:00):
And then we just started this like a couple of years ago.

(00:48:03):
We have a Christmas tree that we put ornaments.

(00:48:05):
We get like an ornament every time we go like we travel somewhere.

(00:48:08):
So it's like our travel tree.

(00:48:10):
Yeah, we do.

(00:48:11):
I love that.

(00:48:12):
And then now the tree.

(00:48:14):
You have a Disney tree.

(00:48:16):
Wow.

(00:48:16):
Yes.

(00:48:17):
Wow.

(00:48:18):
Privilege.

(00:48:19):
We have three trees in my house.

(00:48:21):
How many do you have?

(00:48:22):
They're all outside.

(00:48:22):
So we have like four and then the boys each have like a tiny one in their room.

(00:48:27):
Oh, no.

(00:48:27):
It wasn't including the tiny trees in their room.

(00:48:30):
Did you know you can get a Christmas tree at the dollar store?

(00:48:34):
No, I didn't.

(00:48:35):
Yeah, there's one right upstairs there.

(00:48:37):
For $1.50?

(00:48:37):
It's $1.25 now.

(00:48:40):
It's part of a $60.

(00:48:41):
But I don't know.

(00:48:42):
She might have been in the $5 aisle that they have now.

(00:48:45):
Because it was like a four-foot tree.

(00:48:47):
Oh, that's a pretty decent size.

(00:48:50):
Yeah, well.

(00:48:51):
We just started,

(00:48:52):
though,

(00:48:52):
there's a company that does these ornaments where you can put pictures and stuff.

(00:48:57):
So now, every time we take our Christmas card pictures, I do, and I put a couple of them.

(00:49:03):
I'll have to show you guys.

(00:49:05):
Yeah, our Christmas tree tells a story.

(00:49:07):
Yeah.

(00:49:08):
What's it tell?

(00:49:09):
I don't know, like different, all the years?

(00:49:11):
Yeah, like different things that happened that year and stuff.

(00:49:14):
Melissa's, you know, really good with that.

(00:49:17):
And the three trees that we have are like the main tree.

(00:49:21):
The boys get their own tree in the family room,

(00:49:24):
which is like decorated with like,

(00:49:25):
I don't know,

(00:49:26):
their colored lights and like their own ornaments.

(00:49:30):
And then upstairs, there's like a special tree.

(00:49:33):
Yeah.

(00:49:38):
in the hallway upstairs it's her tree oh and it's only with certain ornaments from

(00:49:45):
a certain place that she goes every year

(00:49:49):
Nothing, it's just a place that she goes to.

(00:49:51):
You're making it weird.

(00:49:52):
I know, because I feel like the only people that see this special tree are you guys.

(00:49:58):
Yeah, no, we're it.

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So it's this fair that we go to every year,

(00:50:02):
and she gets an ornament from that fair every year,

(00:50:05):
and it's called the fair tree.

(00:50:06):
That's cute.

(00:50:06):
You made it sound like it was going to be really weird.

(00:50:09):
And dirty.

(00:50:10):
No, just the fair tree.

(00:50:11):
He's a creep.

(00:50:12):
Sounds creepy.

(00:50:13):
That's cute.

(00:50:15):
I like this.

(00:50:15):
So it's like a travel tree, kind of, like.

(00:50:18):
How was it like a travel tree?

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But it's only from one place.

(00:50:22):
No, the tree doesn't travel.

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It's ornaments from places you've traveled.

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But only one place.

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But only one place.

(00:50:30):
Did you think the tree traveled with them?

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Yeah.

(00:50:35):
Like the Liberty Bell before it was around one place.

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Yep, I'd pack it in my suitcase and everything.

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All right, kids.

(00:50:41):
All right, white lights or colored lights?

(00:50:44):
White.

(00:50:45):
So speaking of lights, that is my favorite scene of Christmas Vacation.

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Oh, well, that's supposed to wink at you.

(00:50:53):
Oh, when he puts the lights up?

(00:50:55):
When he puts the lights up, yeah.

(00:50:57):
Oh, that's okay.

(00:50:57):
I think this is one everybody can relate to.

(00:51:01):
This one's so good.

(00:51:03):
You wish you were.

(00:51:04):
Wait, can I hear a little more about this?

(00:51:08):
Nothing.

(00:51:12):
Wait, a guy who puts up lights for three days and can't get them to turn on?

(00:51:16):
That's what your wish is?

(00:51:20):
I want to be able to get up on the roof to put them on there, but I can't get on the roof.

(00:51:24):
Wait, you can't even get on the roof?

(00:51:26):
No.

(00:51:26):
Why?

(00:51:27):
It's high.

(00:51:28):
I can't get on the roof.

(00:51:32):
I do the trees and the bush.

(00:51:34):
I get on the roof.

(00:51:35):
Well, then you can come over here.

(00:51:37):
I hope you have a spotter.

(00:51:40):
250 strands of lights.

(00:51:42):
100 individual bulbs per strand for a grand total of 25,000 imported Italian twinkle lights.

(00:51:49):
Woohoo!

(00:51:51):
I hope nobody I know drives by and sees me standing in the yard staring at the

(00:51:55):
house in my pajamas.

(00:51:57):
If they know your dad, they won't think anything of it.

(00:52:00):
Fire it up, Dad!

(00:52:03):
I dedicate this house...

(00:52:05):
the Griswold family Christmas.

(00:52:09):
At least he can get the kids outside.

(00:52:11):
I can't even do that.

(00:52:14):
They don't care.

(00:52:15):
What is he?

(00:52:27):
What song is this?

(00:52:28):
Joy to the world.

(00:52:36):
And then nothing.

(00:52:40):
And nothing.

(00:52:41):
Sorry, Clark.

(00:52:41):
That's it.

(00:52:42):
Yeah, that was it.

(00:52:45):
I think this is the best scene of any Christmas movie, the two or three that I've ever seen.

(00:52:52):
This is the best scene.

(00:52:53):
Where he doesn't get the lights to come off.

(00:52:55):
So relatable.

(00:52:56):
Yeah, this is like on Golden Pond for me for Christmas.

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It's relatable because...

(00:53:04):
This shit outside never works for me.

(00:53:06):
We can't even get our plugs to work this year.

(00:53:07):
Do you know what I had to do?

(00:53:09):
Because I noticed I was just like one year.

(00:53:11):
Did you steal your neighbor's electricity?

(00:53:14):
No, I did something different.

(00:53:15):
See, I have outlets all over, right?

(00:53:19):
And I used to always bring everything into the one outlet.

(00:53:24):
And then half my lights would go out.

(00:53:26):
And I'd be like, that's it.

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Fuck this.

(00:53:29):
No more lights.

(00:53:29):
No.

(00:53:32):
Last year, I decided to take some.

(00:53:35):
I took extension cords,

(00:53:37):
some at the back of the house,

(00:53:38):
some at the front of the house,

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some at the side of the house.

(00:53:40):
I was like, we're going to.

(00:53:41):
Well, that's what you're supposed to do.

(00:53:42):
We're going to diversify.

(00:53:43):
It worked out.

(00:53:47):
I didn't lose lights.

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That's what you're supposed to do.

(00:53:50):
Are you, though?

(00:53:50):
Yes.

(00:53:51):
Yeah.

(00:53:51):
But it kind of sucks.

(00:53:52):
You just spread the load.

(00:53:53):
Why would you put it all in one?

(00:53:56):
Because your name's Griswold.

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That's what he did.

(00:53:58):
It's a bunch of extension cords.

(00:54:02):
You'll be fine.

(00:54:05):
That's what I do now.

(00:54:06):
One of my favorite scenes... He'll be on cue with the music for this one.

(00:54:12):
I have two scenes.

(00:54:14):
It'll play perfectly.

(00:54:16):
Can I finish my statement?

(00:54:17):
Go to the bathroom.

(00:54:20):
What movie?

(00:54:22):
Christmas Vacation.

(00:54:23):
Okay,

(00:54:24):
so...

(00:54:26):
Trust me,

(00:54:27):
I think we figured out that Christmas Vacation is...

(00:54:29):
Is the best movie ever.

(00:54:30):
Don't be a crank.

(00:54:31):
It's definitely better than fucking Christmas with the Cranks.

(00:54:35):
Wow.

(00:54:36):
I mean... Will you play the scene?

(00:54:38):
Give us some love here.

(00:54:39):
Come on.

(00:54:39):
All right.

(00:54:40):
So,

(00:54:41):
one of my favorite scenes,

(00:54:42):
I have two from the same movie,

(00:54:44):
Christmas Vacation,

(00:54:46):
and one of them is about Clark dreaming about his pull.

(00:54:50):
And if you remember, hang on a second.

(00:54:58):
Can I just say, you said pole, not pool.

(00:55:03):
You 100% said pole.

(00:55:06):
Did I say pole?

(00:55:09):
I was like, it's pole.

(00:55:10):
And then you played the music and I'm like, oh, pole?

(00:55:14):
Maybe he was dreaming about his pole.

(00:55:16):
I don't know.

(00:55:17):
Alright, let me roll this back.

(00:55:21):
This is Clark dreaming about his future pole.

(00:55:26):
It sounds like pool.

(00:55:27):
Wait.

(00:55:28):
That's how I said pool.

(00:55:30):
No, you said pool again.

(00:55:33):
It sounded like pool.

(00:55:34):
Maybe it's my... Wait, wait, wait.

(00:55:36):
Ready, ready?

(00:55:37):
Wait, your accent?

(00:55:37):
Pool.

(00:55:39):
All right, let me try it.

(00:55:44):
Let me try it with an L You know my favorite part about this is looking out the window

(00:56:05):
He's seeing the pool and he's seeing all these great things.

(00:56:09):
I said pool that time.

(00:56:10):
Is he dancing in the pool?

(00:56:13):
No, but then Uncle Eddie shows up and he gets all flustered.

(00:56:17):
He's like, oh, shit, Eddie just showed up in my little fantasy.

(00:56:21):
And Eddie's wearing a bathrobe.

(00:56:23):
And then a speedo.

(00:56:29):
Oh, I love that part because he's fantasizing this whole pool.

(00:56:35):
I just said pool.

(00:56:38):
You said pool again.

(00:56:40):
First of all, I got to tell you, she's just making fun of the way you talk.

(00:56:45):
If you had a speech issue, I wouldn't like constantly bring it up to you.

(00:56:50):
You're saying a different word.

(00:56:52):
You know what?

(00:56:54):
I take offense to the fact that you're calling this.

(00:56:57):
Cool is not coal.

(00:56:59):
It's cool.

(00:57:01):
Just like that.

(00:57:02):
Oh, dang.

(00:57:03):
Jesus Christ.

(00:57:05):
What's your second scene?

(00:57:07):
My second scene, and I got to tell you, oh, God, I love this.

(00:57:12):
You have a second scene?

(00:57:14):
Yeah, I have a second scene.

(00:57:15):
Yeah.

(00:57:19):
This is when Clark gets his bonus.

(00:57:20):
It's the one-year membership in the Jelly of the Month Club.

(00:57:24):
Oh, God.

(00:57:26):
Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

(00:57:29):
That it is at work.

(00:57:31):
That it is, Edward.

(00:57:34):
That it is indeed.

(00:57:36):
I'm sorry, Clark.

(00:57:39):
This isn't the biggest bag over the head, punch in the face I ever got.

(00:57:43):
God damn it!

(00:57:55):
Let the kidnapping convince.

(00:57:57):
Dude, this is very slams.

(00:57:58):
Two eggnogs.

(00:57:59):
It's good.

(00:58:02):
It's good.

(00:58:02):
There's a second one.

(00:58:08):
Hey.

(00:58:10):
If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one.

(00:58:15):
I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight.

(00:58:20):
I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with

(00:58:23):
all the other rich people.

(00:58:24):
And I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head.

(00:58:29):
And I want to look him straight in the eye,

(00:58:30):
and I want to tell him what a cheap,

(00:58:32):
lying,

(00:58:32):
no-good,

(00:58:33):
rotten,

(00:58:33):
four-flushing,

(00:58:34):
low-life,

(00:58:35):
snake-licking,

(00:58:36):
dirt-eating,

(00:58:36):
inbred,

(00:58:37):
overstuffed,

(00:58:38):
ignorant,

(00:58:38):
blood-sucking,

(00:58:40):
dog-kissing,

(00:58:41):
brainless,

(00:58:41):
dickless,

(00:58:42):
hopeless,

(00:58:43):
heartless,

(00:58:43):
fat-ass,

(00:58:44):
bug-eyed,

(00:58:45):
stiff-legged,

(00:58:46):
spotty-lipped,

(00:58:47):
worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is.

(00:58:50):
Hallelujah!

(00:58:52):
Holy shit!

(00:58:53):
Where's the Tylenol?

(00:58:54):
Yeah.

(00:58:56):
Come on.

(00:58:57):
That's the greatest scene in all of Christmas movies ever.

(00:59:02):
Hallelujah.

(00:59:04):
Holy shit.

(00:59:05):
I love that scene.

(00:59:06):
Hallelujah.

(00:59:07):
Hallelujah.

(00:59:08):
Holy shit.

(00:59:09):
Watching it as a child, I remember.

(00:59:11):
Wait, you watch this as a child?

(00:59:13):
Yeah.

(00:59:13):
Where were your parents?

(00:59:18):
Anyway, watching this as a child.

(00:59:20):
How old?

(00:59:21):
I don't know my exact age.

(00:59:23):
Can I just finish my thoughts?

(00:59:24):
No, please finish it.

(00:59:26):
I feel like when I was little,

(00:59:28):
I didn't like this movie as much because I thought it was depressing.

(00:59:32):
And as I got older, I loved it more and more because I can relate to it.

(00:59:36):
Because you're like, wow, it is depressing.

(00:59:38):
I really relate to this.

(00:59:39):
You try so hard to make the holidays perfect.

(00:59:42):
It's so relatable.

(00:59:43):
It's so relatable.

(00:59:44):
How about the part, and this is earlier in the movie, where he's freaking out.

(00:59:49):
I don't know, the tree gets burnt down or whatever.

(00:59:54):
And his uncle is lighting a cigar and fucking lights the whole tree up.

(00:59:59):
And then everyone starts to try and sneak out.

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And he's like, no one's leaving.

(01:00:04):
You're not leaving.

(01:00:04):
No one's leaving.

(01:00:06):
We're going to have a freaking Merry Christmas all together.

(01:00:11):
And then the kids are like, Dad's going to freak out, isn't he, Mom?

(01:00:14):
No, no, no, your dad's fine.

(01:00:16):
He's like, Dad's going to lose it.

(01:00:18):
Yeah, it's so relatable.

(01:00:20):
What's the matter with you?

(01:00:22):
I think in maybe like 10 years, I might be Clark Griswold.

(01:00:27):
It may happen.

(01:00:29):
Really?

(01:00:29):
I love Christmas so much.

(01:00:32):
I can totally see it.

(01:00:33):
Oh, wow.

(01:00:34):
Thanks, guys.

(01:00:35):
And I just feel like sometimes it's like you put the pressure on yourself for the

(01:00:40):
holidays to be perfect and everything.

(01:00:42):
I could see you saying it.

(01:00:44):
Holy shit.

(01:00:46):
Hallelujah.

(01:00:49):
Do it.

(01:00:50):
Repeat it now.

(01:00:52):
Do you know all the words?

(01:00:53):
What?

(01:00:54):
The whole scene.

(01:00:54):
I can't understand the whole scene.

(01:00:56):
We have to pull it up.

(01:00:57):
Pull it up on a phone.

(01:00:59):
That'll be a karaoke session.

(01:01:00):
Okay.

(01:01:03):
No,

(01:01:03):
but I think it is like you get to a point where you're like this adult and you are

(01:01:08):
trying to make it perfect for your family.

(01:01:10):
And it's just... It's hard.

(01:01:14):
I mean, that's the whole movie, too.

(01:01:16):
Yeah.

(01:01:17):
And then they try and cook the turkey and then it ends up being...

(01:01:21):
And then she does the blessing and it's the Pledge of Allegiance.

(01:01:25):
Yes.

(01:01:25):
The blessing.

(01:01:26):
The blessing.

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I pledge allegiance to the flag.

(01:01:34):
I showed this movie to our oldest for the first time last year.

(01:01:38):
And it was interesting because I think the way he watched it was how I saw it the

(01:01:44):
first time I saw it.

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He's like, this is depressing.

(01:01:47):
He said he was like, this is sad.

(01:01:50):
They're not having a good Christmas.

(01:01:53):
And I think that's how I saw it as a kid.

(01:01:56):
But as an adult, I'm dying laughing and I'm like, this is my life.

(01:02:02):
You'll get there.

(01:02:03):
You'll get there.

(01:02:03):
You'll see.

(01:02:04):
A few moments later.

(01:02:06):
All right, so let's vote.

(01:02:08):
All right, so I had the burglar scene.

(01:02:12):
John had the bonus scene.

(01:02:15):
Is that the one you're going with?

(01:02:16):
The bonus?

(01:02:18):
The other one.

(01:02:19):
I'm going to go with the bonus scene.

(01:02:20):
What's the bonus scene?

(01:02:22):
No, like getting his jelly of the month thing.

(01:02:24):
Oh, that bonus.

(01:02:26):
Jelly of the month.

(01:02:27):
Yeah, sorry.

(01:02:27):
I had the Christmas lights, and you had...

(01:02:30):
I had the tree opening, but I also snuck in Kevin's shaving.

(01:02:35):
Let's vote.

(01:02:36):
We have to vote for somebody else.

(01:02:37):
We've got four scenes.

(01:02:38):
Yours was?

(01:02:39):
The Home Alone when the burglars are getting up.

(01:02:43):
You had?

(01:02:45):
Tree opening.

(01:02:46):
I had the lights and you had?

(01:02:48):
The freak out over to bonus.

(01:02:49):
Yeah.

(01:02:49):
All right.

(01:02:51):
Who's voting first?

(01:02:52):
Katie, go for it.

(01:02:53):
I'm going to go with the freak out.

(01:02:54):
Freak out.

(01:02:55):
Hallelujah.

(01:02:56):
Holy shit.

(01:02:58):
Where's the Tylenol?

(01:02:59):
That definitely wins.

(01:03:02):
Holy shit!

(01:03:04):
Where's the Tylenol?

(01:03:05):
That's, I think, my favorite scene.

(01:03:08):
Alright, so, so far, Christmas Vacation is the best movie and the best scene.

(01:03:14):
I kind of see where this is going.

(01:03:18):
It is so great.

(01:03:21):
Hollywood Movie Actor Hall of Fame.

(01:03:24):
Alright, who's going first?

(01:03:28):
I'll go.

(01:03:30):
Mine is Kevin McAllister in Home Alone.

(01:03:33):
That's a good one.

(01:03:35):
What about you, John?

(01:03:38):
I guess I'm gonna go Clark Griswold.

(01:03:41):
Chevy Chase.

(01:03:43):
Chevy Chase, Clark Griswold.

(01:03:44):
Is that what you said too, Erica?

(01:03:46):
Yeah, but I have a backup.

(01:03:48):
Oh.

(01:03:49):
Who's your backup?

(01:03:50):
All right, I'm going.

(01:03:51):
Just lately, Kurt Russell, Christmas Chronicles.

(01:03:54):
Has anyone seen that?

(01:03:55):
Oh, yes.

(01:03:56):
My kids love that movie.

(01:03:58):
That's how we totally didn't talk about any of that tonight.

(01:04:00):
That's a really good one.

(01:04:02):
But I really love him as Santa.

(01:04:04):
He is good as Santa.

(01:04:07):
He's like a good modern Santa.

(01:04:09):
Yes.

(01:04:09):
That's a good one.

(01:04:10):
That's a really good one.

(01:04:12):
I said Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf.

(01:04:14):
Oh, I love.

(01:04:15):
I just feel like Will Ferrell was kind of born to play that role.

(01:04:19):
He was.

(01:04:19):
Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?

(01:04:23):
He's got the right demeanor.

(01:04:24):
My favorite line is, like, he makes breakfast for them.

(01:04:27):
And he's like, oh, they're like, did you get a good night's sleep?

(01:04:31):
Oh, yeah, I got a full 40 minutes.

(01:04:34):
And then he makes them spaghetti with, like, M&Ms.

(01:04:36):
And syrup and everything else.

(01:04:37):
And then he's like, hey, Dad.

(01:04:39):
So he's got an Etch-A-Sketch, and he's like, I've got our full day planned.

(01:04:42):
He's like,

(01:04:43):
I was thinking we could go to the park and we can ice skate,

(01:04:46):
and then we can eat cookie dough,

(01:04:47):
and then later we can snuggle.

(01:04:51):
She knows the whole seed word for word.

(01:04:54):
I think we have some elf clips.

(01:04:58):
We should totally play those right now.

(01:05:00):
You want to play the elf clips?

(01:05:02):
Yes.

(01:05:02):
Yeah, I can probably find one or two.

(01:05:05):
But on the vote, I'm going to go Kurt Russell on this one.

(01:05:07):
Oh, you are?

(01:05:08):
I am.

(01:05:09):
You didn't even think of that.

(01:05:11):
No, I didn't.

(01:05:12):
This is the theme song to elf.

(01:05:15):
Who are you voting for, Katie?

(01:05:15):
Katie?

(01:05:21):
I think I'm going to go Kevin McAllister.

(01:05:23):
Yeah, okay.

(01:05:23):
How about you, John?

(01:05:25):
Clark Griswold.

(01:05:26):
You can't vote for your own.

(01:05:27):
You can't vote for your own.

(01:05:30):
This is really difficult with four people.

(01:05:33):
So who are my choices if I can't vote for Clark Griswold?

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Kevin McAllister.

(01:05:38):
Buddy.

(01:05:39):
Buddy the Elf.

(01:05:41):
Or Kurt Russell as Santa Claus.

(01:05:43):
And he put up Clark Griswold.

(01:05:49):
Nobody voted for him though.

(01:05:52):
I'm going Kurt Russell.

(01:05:53):
I think he wins anyway.

(01:05:56):
Because you said so?

(01:05:58):
Because I said so.

(01:06:00):
Hey, people, tomorrow morning, 10 a.m., Santa's coming to town.

(01:06:05):
Santa!

(01:06:06):
Oh, my God!

(01:06:08):
Santa here?

(01:06:09):
I know him.

(01:06:12):
I know him.

(01:06:12):
I plan out our whole day.

(01:06:14):
First,

(01:06:14):
we'll make snow angels for two hours,

(01:06:16):
and then we'll go ice skating,

(01:06:17):
and then we'll eat a whole roll of total house cookie dough as fast as we can,

(01:06:20):
and then,

(01:06:21):
to finish,

(01:06:21):
we'll snuggle.

(01:06:26):
You knew that whole scene.

(01:06:29):
Yeah.

(01:06:29):
She definitely knew the whole scene.

(01:06:31):
Then we'll snuggle.

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Our ultimate movie is Christmas Vacation.

(01:06:44):
Surprise, surprise.

(01:06:45):
It checks all the boxes.

(01:06:48):
It had Christmas trees.

(01:06:49):
It had snow.

(01:06:50):
It had Santa.

(01:06:52):
Nostalgia.

(01:06:53):
Nostalgia.

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Parent guilt.

(01:06:56):
Parent guilt.

(01:06:57):
Fighting families.

(01:07:05):
Trivia time.

(01:07:07):
Would you like to try any more of your buttons, buddy?

(01:07:10):
Are we ready for trivia?

(01:07:12):
All right.

(01:07:12):
Yeah, Kevin.

(01:07:15):
Holiday trivia.

(01:07:16):
Woo-hoo!

(01:07:19):
This is what Eric has been waiting for all night.

(01:07:21):
And we have prizes.

(01:07:22):
Oh.

(01:07:23):
Oh, yes, we do.

(01:07:24):
Wait, we got prizes.

(01:07:29):
Just hurl a new one.

(01:07:30):
Just hurl a new one.

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your pants later all right question number one who's recording the answers there's

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no um oh yeah Erica keep count oh that's not biased at all make sure you I know I

(01:07:50):
want to make sure these and she's the writer at trivia sometimes once in a while

(01:07:58):
Look at her.

(01:07:58):
She can't even keep her pages on the book.

(01:08:02):
Keep your pages.

(01:08:04):
Look at what she just did.

(01:08:05):
All right.

(01:08:05):
You ready?

(01:08:06):
Write the name.

(01:08:06):
Let's go.

(01:08:07):
I'm ready.

(01:08:07):
I don't know how I'm going to do it.

(01:08:10):
All right.

(01:08:11):
So here's the deal.

(01:08:13):
There's somebody who's going to be easy and then they'll get harder.

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Well, thank you, Ryan.

(01:08:19):
Is that falling?

(01:08:21):
No, I was adjusting.

(01:08:23):
You need to hear.

(01:08:24):
If I know it, you need to hear me.

(01:08:26):
I need to hear it.

(01:08:27):
Are you playing or you already know the answers?

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I don't know the answers.

(01:08:30):
I'm playing too.

(01:08:31):
What?

(01:08:31):
Yes.

(01:08:32):
The answers are right here, but I didn't see them yet.

(01:08:34):
Kevin's like your assistant.

(01:08:36):
That's not fair.

(01:08:37):
Well, that's what he said.

(01:08:38):
He didn't read the answers.

(01:08:39):
No, I'm not playing.

(01:08:40):
I'm just reading.

(01:08:41):
All right.

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Question number one.

(01:08:44):
What is the department store's name where... Macy's.

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Gimbal.

(01:08:47):
Gimbal.

(01:08:48):
Yeah.

(01:08:48):
Macy's.

(01:08:49):
Wait, what was the actual question?

(01:08:52):
Look, the fucking answer.

(01:08:53):
None of us listened.

(01:08:55):
The answer is Macy's.

(01:08:56):
Now put a strike next to my name.

(01:08:58):
What was the question?

(01:08:59):
We suck at this.

(01:09:01):
None of us listened to the whole question.

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What is the department store's name where Kris Kringle works as Santa Claus in

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Miracle on...

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I would have known that I've...

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this is family feud you gotta listen okay all right okay we have to wait until he

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finishes the question why because i got that right no because it doesn't it's

(01:09:21):
trying guessing the right answer because our listeners want to hear what the actual

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question is the question no they want to hear domination shush

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Question number two.

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What surprise is hidden in Aunt Bethany's holiday gift in National Lampoon's Christmas Eve?

(01:09:36):
A cat.

(01:09:36):
Jell-O.

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A cat.

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No.

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It's a Jell-O mold with a cat inside.

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Jell-O.

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It's a Jell-O mold with?

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There's like cereal and hat care.

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Hat care?

(01:09:54):
No.

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Cat hair.

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The Jell-O mold has a cat.

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Cat food.

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That's different.

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It's your whole cat.

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This is Springfield.

(01:10:05):
I think I disagree with this.

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I think there was a cat and there was a Jell-O mold that had like cereal and cat hair.

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And they shake the box and the box goes because there was a cat.

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And then she brought the Jell-O mold.

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You give it to John?

(01:10:19):
Are you serious?

(01:10:20):
It was also the Jell-O mold.

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Remember there was cereal and the cat hair in it?

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Give them 0.5.

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Give them a half a stroke.

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We didn't give a half a tally mark.

(01:10:31):
All right,

(01:10:32):
which popular she never put our half song put the half on let's go All right,

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next one which popular Christmas beverage is also called milk punch eggnog Which

(01:10:47):
country did eggnog come from Germany

(01:10:56):
Nope.

(01:10:57):
Poland.

(01:10:58):
London.

(01:10:58):
Switzerland.

(01:11:00):
England.

(01:11:00):
France.

(01:11:01):
Russia.

(01:11:01):
I said London.

(01:11:02):
You said England.

(01:11:03):
I know, but first I said London.

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England.

(01:11:08):
She got it.

(01:11:08):
All right.

(01:11:11):
What was the highest grossing Christmas movie of all time?

(01:11:14):
Home Alone.

(01:11:15):
Yes.

(01:11:15):
Damn it.

(01:11:16):
Boom.

(01:11:16):
We talked about it enough.

(01:11:19):
How many ghosts show up in a Christmas car?

(01:11:22):
Four.

(01:11:22):
Four.

(01:11:23):
Yes.

(01:11:25):
Yeah, turn these things down.

(01:11:27):
Sorry, we're shouting.

(01:11:28):
All right.

(01:11:30):
We're shouting tonight.

(01:11:31):
The non-Christmas movie Die Hard.

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What is the name of the high-rise building where John McClane fights off terrorists

(01:11:41):
on Christmas?

(01:11:41):
Shut her mic off.

(01:11:48):
I gotta tell you.

(01:11:49):
Nishumi Towers.

(01:11:50):
It's not that.

(01:11:51):
Something like that.

(01:11:53):
Nisaki Towers?

(01:11:55):
Something Japanese.

(01:11:55):
You're so close.

(01:11:57):
Nisaki.

(01:11:57):
You're so close.

(01:11:58):
I'll tell you what I know it isn't.

(01:11:59):
It's definitely not that.

(01:12:03):
Numasaki.

(01:12:05):
Kamaskazi.

(01:12:07):
No, you're close.

(01:12:09):
It starts with the Nakama.

(01:12:12):
Nakama Saki Towers?

(01:12:13):
Nakami Towers?

(01:12:15):
Not going to work here anymore, that's for sure.

(01:12:18):
Nakatami Plaza.

(01:12:20):
Yeah, nobody gets a point.

(01:12:22):
Sorry, you didn't get that point.

(01:12:24):
In Home Alone...

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What is the name of the gangster movie that Kevin McCallister uses to scare off

(01:12:30):
intruders and delivery men?

(01:12:34):
Angels of... Angels of Christmas.

(01:12:40):
Angels of... Angels is in there.

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Angels of the night.

(01:12:45):
Angels of... Angels of the day.

(01:12:48):
Something with sins and... Angels with...

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angels with devils angels filthy souls sorry sorry you don't get that one we talked

(01:12:59):
about elvis today too right maybe we got a half a point elvis isn't going to have a

(01:13:04):
white christmas he's going to have a blue christmas that's right i think erica got

(01:13:08):
that one first i think erica chimed in on that oh i get it you get it

(01:13:15):
Famous quote.

(01:13:16):
I got mail.

(01:13:17):
Who said this famous Christmas quote?

(01:13:19):
Christmas to me is as many people as possible.

(01:13:23):
Grinch.

(01:13:24):
Cindy Lou Who.

(01:13:25):
Who?

(01:13:27):
The Grinch.

(01:13:28):
Cindy Lou Who.

(01:13:31):
Cindy Lou Who.

(01:13:33):
Say it again.

(01:13:33):
Clark Griswold.

(01:13:35):
Nope.

(01:13:36):
They're not in a Christmas movie.

(01:13:37):
Okay.

(01:13:37):
Say it again.

(01:13:38):
Wait.

(01:13:38):
What?

(01:13:38):
What?

(01:13:40):
Christmas to me is as many people as possible happy.

(01:13:45):
He's dead right now though.

(01:13:46):
Walt Whitman.

(01:13:48):
No.

(01:13:50):
He's bald.

(01:13:51):
He's bald?

(01:13:53):
Daddy Warbox?

(01:13:54):
No.

(01:13:57):
He's on the West Coast.

(01:13:59):
Well, he's from the West Coast.

(01:14:02):
The Google app.

(01:14:03):
Cool Jack.

(01:14:04):
No, but you're on the right track.

(01:14:05):
You said he's dead.

(01:14:06):
Tupac.

(01:14:07):
Yes.

(01:14:08):
Tupac Shakur.

(01:14:10):
Put a strike down next to my name, please.

(01:14:14):
These are the weirdest Christmas times.

(01:14:17):
That's right.

(01:14:17):
Tupac said that.

(01:14:20):
Kevin's trivia is crazy.

(01:14:22):
All right.

(01:14:23):
In the classic Christmas movie,

(01:14:25):
How the Grinch Stole Christmas,

(01:14:27):
the Grinch was described with three words.

(01:14:30):
What were they?

(01:14:31):
Stink, stank, skunk.

(01:14:33):
Oh.

(01:14:33):
Stunk.

(01:14:34):
Stank.

(01:14:35):
Stank stunk.

(01:14:36):
Yes.

(01:14:38):
Good job, Erica.

(01:14:38):
We'll give it to Erica on that one.

(01:14:40):
All right.

(01:14:41):
Erica's favorite movie, The Polar Express.

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In The Polar Express, what is punched into the main boy's ticket at the end of the journey?

(01:14:49):
Believe.

(01:14:50):
Believe.

(01:14:50):
Yes.

(01:14:50):
For a bonus.

(01:14:51):
That is a Katie.

(01:14:52):
For a bonus, what was the main boy's name?

(01:14:56):
Michael.

(01:14:57):
Boy.

(01:14:58):
Sam.

(01:14:59):
Josh.

(01:15:00):
Henry.

(01:15:02):
He didn't have a name.

(01:15:03):
He did not have a name, but what did they refer to him as?

(01:15:06):
Boy.

(01:15:06):
Boy one.

(01:15:10):
Hero Boy.

(01:15:12):
That was his name.

(01:15:12):
He was main boy, but in the credits, it was Hero Boy.

(01:15:15):
That's kind of stupid.

(01:15:16):
That was a bonus question.

(01:15:18):
That was a bonus.

(01:15:20):
Can you turn this music down a little bit?

(01:15:23):
I will.

(01:15:24):
That's nicer.

(01:15:25):
All right.

(01:15:26):
In Christmas Vacation, we'll go back there.

(01:15:29):
What does Clark Griswold receive as his Christmas bonus leading?

(01:15:33):
Jelly of the Month Club.

(01:15:35):
That was me right there.

(01:15:36):
That was one of the easy ones.

(01:15:39):
What is the best-selling Christmas song ever?

(01:15:41):
All I Want for Christmas is You.

(01:15:43):
Mariah Carey, All I Want for... No.

(01:15:47):
Well, right now, Jason Kelsey and Stevie Nicks have the number one of the boxes.

(01:15:51):
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

(01:15:52):
Is that the one?

(01:15:53):
That's what you're saying?

(01:15:54):
Of all time.

(01:15:55):
Of all time.

(01:15:55):
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

(01:15:58):
White Christmas.

(01:15:59):
White Christmas.

(01:16:00):
Thank you.

(01:16:00):
Put another strike down for me, would you?

(01:16:03):
John's kicking your ass here.

(01:16:06):
Make sure you cross him out at five.

(01:16:07):
You just don't keep... I know, but he has... Well, he has this little half of one in here.

(01:16:12):
It's kind of messing it up.

(01:16:14):
That's five and a half for me.

(01:16:16):
What popular Christmas song was actually written as a Thanksgiving song?

(01:16:22):
Chestnuts roasting?

(01:16:25):
Mm-mm.

(01:16:25):
I'll be home for Christmas?

(01:16:27):
Mm-mm.

(01:16:30):
It was one of the first songs played when we started.

(01:16:33):
I'll be eating you tonight.

(01:16:35):
What?

(01:16:36):
Christmas?

(01:16:38):
It was written about a turkey.

(01:16:39):
Christmas?

(01:16:42):
Two words.

(01:16:49):
Let snow.

(01:16:52):
Let snow.

(01:16:53):
Two words and it makes noise.

(01:16:57):
Jingle bells.

(01:16:58):
Jingle bells, yes.

(01:17:00):
That was originally a Thanksgiving song.

(01:17:02):
Who would have played that?

(01:17:04):
It was the first song on the thing.

(01:17:05):
I did not recollect.

(01:17:07):
It's weird.

(01:17:08):
Which Christmas song contains the lyric, everyone dancing merrily in the new old-fashioned way?

(01:17:16):
Jingle bell rock.

(01:17:17):
Negative.

(01:17:18):
Jingle bells.

(01:17:18):
Jingle bells.

(01:17:24):
You almost had it.

(01:17:26):
It's Jingle Bells?

(01:17:27):
Rock around the Christmas tree?

(01:17:28):
Yes.

(01:17:30):
Rocking around the Christmas tree.

(01:17:32):
Wow, you're very specific.

(01:17:33):
We'll give it to you.

(01:17:34):
Eric is coming back in this.

(01:17:36):
All right.

(01:17:37):
In one of the best movies ever.

(01:17:39):
Noelle.

(01:17:41):
In a Charlie Brown Christmas.

(01:17:44):
Vomit.

(01:17:45):
I like it.

(01:17:46):
What does Lucy suggest Charlie Brown do to cure his holiday depression?

(01:17:50):
Dance?

(01:17:51):
No.

(01:17:51):
No.

(01:17:53):
Mmm, cut a tree down?

(01:17:55):
No, he should do more than that, but no.

(01:17:58):
Give somebody a gift.

(01:18:01):
Direct Christmas play.

(01:18:05):
We all clearly don't like Charlie Brown.

(01:18:08):
I like it.

(01:18:09):
He is creepy creeper.

(01:18:12):
Three of Santa's reindeer's names begin with the letter D. What are those names?

(01:18:16):
Donner, Dasher, Dixon.

(01:18:19):
Donner, Dasher, Dancer.

(01:18:21):
Dixon.

(01:18:21):
Donner, Dasher, Dancer.

(01:18:23):
Dixon.

(01:18:24):
Donner, Dasher, Dancer.

(01:18:25):
Yes, Donner, Dasher, Dancer.

(01:18:27):
Dixon?

(01:18:28):
No, Vixen.

(01:18:31):
That's close.

(01:18:35):
And Dixon.

(01:18:38):
You get a point for your effort.

(01:18:40):
Katie got it.

(01:18:41):
I know I did.

(01:18:44):
Oh, okay.

(01:18:44):
Not Dixon.

(01:18:45):
No, it's not Dixon.

(01:18:47):
Which one of Santa's reindeer has the same name as another holiday mascot?

(01:18:54):
Cupid?

(01:18:55):
Yes.

(01:18:56):
Oh.

(01:18:57):
That's good.

(01:18:57):
Valentine's Day.

(01:18:59):
Good, good.

(01:19:00):
Even when I knew the answer, I still would not have gotten that.

(01:19:04):
All right, back to the Polar Express.

(01:19:05):
In the Polar Express, what is the first gift?

(01:19:08):
Bell.

(01:19:09):
A sleigh bell.

(01:19:11):
Of Christmas given by Santa Claus.

(01:19:13):
Sleigh bell.

(01:19:15):
It's a sleigh bell.

(01:19:17):
He gives him one of the bells off his sleigh.

(01:19:19):
It's a silver bell.

(01:19:21):
It's from his sleigh.

(01:19:22):
It was a sleigh bell.

(01:19:25):
It was a sleigh bell.

(01:19:26):
They refer to it as a silver bell.

(01:19:28):
But it was a sleigh bell.

(01:19:29):
I've seen this movie.

(01:19:30):
Silver bell.

(01:19:32):
In the movie Elf.

(01:19:33):
Silver bell.

(01:19:34):
Sleigh bell.

(01:19:35):
Sleigh bell.

(01:19:38):
karaoke has started in the movie elf what was the first rule of the code of elves

(01:19:46):
treat every day like christmas yes i feel like we should put the chipmunk voice on

(01:19:51):
so she can say that again could you do that again you want to do that again what

(01:19:59):
was the first rule of the code of elves

(01:20:05):
All right, what are frosties first words after the

(01:20:34):
I think that's a half a point each.

(01:20:35):
That was good, Erica.

(01:20:38):
They both got that.

(01:20:39):
Yeah, I'm good with that.

(01:20:40):
Happy birthday.

(01:20:41):
Hey, I have a birthday.

(01:20:47):
What is the name?

(01:20:48):
I don't think John can answer this.

(01:20:49):
What is the name of Gus Polinsky's polka band?

(01:20:53):
Oh, polka polka.

(01:20:56):
Oh, crap.

(01:20:56):
What is it?

(01:20:57):
That's my question.

(01:21:02):
Polka stars, polka jam.

(01:21:05):
This is like Wheel of Fortune for her.

(01:21:06):
She just has to sound it out.

(01:21:10):
The polka kings.

(01:21:11):
No, but it's a good name.

(01:21:14):
Happy birthday.

(01:21:16):
It has the word kickers in it.

(01:21:18):
Polka kickers?

(01:21:20):
Polka knickers.

(01:21:21):
The king.

(01:21:24):
Kenosha Kickers.

(01:21:30):
What notable actors were considered to play the role of Harry?

(01:21:34):
Oh, no, no, no.

(01:21:37):
Robert De Niro.

(01:21:39):
Robert De Niro and John Lovitz.

(01:21:41):
Yes.

(01:21:43):
Wow.

(01:21:44):
Somebody is winning.

(01:21:47):
Sorry.

(01:21:47):
All right.

(01:21:49):
Christmas Vacation.

(01:21:52):
What's notable about the moose cups Clark and cousin Eddie?

(01:21:57):
They were used from the original vacation movie.

(01:22:01):
Oh, for Wally World.

(01:22:02):
Yeah.

(01:22:02):
Yes, Wally World.

(01:22:03):
Yeah.

(01:22:04):
Yeah, the original vacation movie.

(01:22:05):
You got half the answer.

(01:22:08):
I said it, and then she blurted Wally World.

(01:22:10):
Well, they were Wally World drink glasses.

(01:22:13):
Yeah, like original vacation.

(01:22:16):
You can have the point, John.

(01:22:17):
No, it's okay.

(01:22:19):
It's fine.

(01:22:20):
I want you to win the prize anyway.

(01:22:23):
I mean, I'm just saying.

(01:22:25):
I saw it.

(01:22:26):
That means, Katie, you're done.

(01:22:27):
I'm not there.

(01:22:32):
Holy cow.

(01:22:33):
I think you would both love the prize.

(01:22:36):
But I want it.

(01:22:37):
But John might like it more.

(01:22:39):
What's the score?

(01:22:40):
Let's take a score.

(01:22:41):
I'm going to tell you, my eyes are on the prize.

(01:22:44):
What's the score here?

(01:22:45):
All right.

(01:22:47):
Katie's in the lead with a solid eight,

(01:22:50):
followed by Erica with a six and a half,

(01:22:53):
and tied with John with also six and a half.

(01:22:56):
I think you're getting that prize.

(01:22:58):
All right,

(01:22:58):
so we're going to do one,

(01:22:59):
two,

(01:23:01):
we'll do three more,

(01:23:02):
and if we need,

(01:23:03):
I have some tiebreakers.

(01:23:04):
All right.

(01:23:07):
Is there a sequel?

(01:23:08):
Yes.

(01:23:09):
I don't think he can't answer this.

(01:23:11):
You cannot say that.

(01:23:13):
Because he knows the answers to these.

(01:23:15):
All right, hang on.

(01:23:15):
Oh, yeah.

(01:23:16):
Why are you using his?

(01:23:17):
He's using your questions.

(01:23:21):
Okay.

(01:23:22):
Yes.

(01:23:23):
All right, here we go.

(01:23:24):
50-50 shot.

(01:23:24):
All right, here we go.

(01:23:29):
It's on an island.

(01:23:31):
Stop.

(01:23:32):
It's Uncle Eddie.

(01:23:35):
Which of these four recorded Jingle Bell?

(01:23:39):
Which of these four recorded Jingle Bell Rock?

(01:23:43):
All right, let me try it again.

(01:23:46):
Which of these four recorded Jingle Bell Rock?

(01:23:49):
BB King.

(01:23:50):
Brenda Lee.

(01:23:51):
John Lennon.

(01:23:52):
Stop.

(01:23:53):
I can't even hear him.

(01:23:54):
It's John Lennon.

(01:23:55):
Let me, let me, let me.

(01:23:56):
You're going to get disqualified.

(01:23:58):
DQ.

(01:23:58):
DQ.

(01:23:58):
DQ.

(01:23:59):
All right.

(01:23:59):
All right.

(01:24:00):
Jingle Bell Rock.

(01:24:07):
B.B.

(01:24:07):
King, Fats Domino, Jerry Lewis, or Bobby Helms?

(01:24:12):
Bobby Helms.

(01:24:12):
Wait, what was the question?

(01:24:13):
Bobby Helms.

(01:24:14):
Wait, what?

(01:24:15):
I didn't even hear a question in there.

(01:24:17):
If you want to know the answer, I said Bobby Helms.

(01:24:19):
Put a strike down, please.

(01:24:21):
I said which of these four recorded Jingle Bell Rock?

(01:24:24):
Oh, I just heard which of these and you named them.

(01:24:28):
You know what?

(01:24:30):
It's Bobby Helms.

(01:24:31):
It's your point.

(01:24:32):
Go for it.

(01:24:33):
Oh, boy.

(01:24:34):
All right.

(01:24:36):
I'm going to mispronounce the name of the song, but you'll understand it.

(01:24:40):
Odd long saying all long.

(01:24:45):
That one is a new year song of what nationality?

(01:24:49):
Germany, German, Irish, Danish, Danish, Scottish or finish finish finish Irish.

(01:24:58):
There's only one Danish Irish Danish Scottish got that one Scottish

(01:25:12):
We're sticking to our guns and he's like, no.

(01:25:17):
I think you can't answer because we want them to get the gift, right?

(01:25:22):
Well, I might want it to.

(01:25:24):
All right, here we go.

(01:25:26):
Ready?

(01:25:27):
Me and John have seven and a half.

(01:25:30):
Katie has eight.

(01:25:32):
All right, so let me see.

(01:25:35):
One more question.

(01:25:36):
Give me one of my own.

(01:25:37):
All right, here we go.

(01:25:40):
Ready?

(01:25:40):
I can do it.

(01:25:41):
Nobody can answer until I'm done reading.

(01:25:44):
Fine.

(01:25:45):
In Home Alone 2, Lost in New York.

(01:25:48):
Donald Trump.

(01:25:49):
Stop.

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You have to wait until I say the whole question.

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What is the name of the toy store that Kevin visits and helps protect the movie?

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Oh, my God.

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The name of the toy store.

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That's a good question.

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I don't remember.

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Thank you, Kevin.

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It's that guy's name.

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My children will be so disappointed in me.

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What guy's name?

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Don't you worry about it.

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It has a D in it.

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Duncans.

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All right, let's tally it up.

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Who do we got?

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Kalen won by a landslide.

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Yeah.

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By one or two strikes.

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So Johnson third, seven and a half.

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I have eight and a half.

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And Katie wins with a solid nine.

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That was close enough.

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You get the prize.

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I don't know what the prize is.

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Can you reach it?

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Go get the prize.

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You got to get it yourself though.

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This is self-service prize.

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She hardly needs a step stool for that.

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All right.

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I want to see what your prize is.

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Yes.

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I hope it's a shot.

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It might jump out at you.

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That's a shot.

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See?

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I love it.

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Enormous.

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That's funny.

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I love that.

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Yeah.

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Two years ago, we went to visit my sister in Boston, and we went to the Cheers bar.

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That was very cool.

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There you go.

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The winner of the holiday throwdown.

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There you go.

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What's hanging, Norm?

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What is it saying?

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This was fun.

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I had a lot of fun tonight.

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That was a good one.

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All right.

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Good job, guys.

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Good job, everybody.

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Wrap it up.

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What do you think, Clarence?

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Think Santa Claus is coming to town?

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You're really hating on Bruce Springsteen.

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But he also loves it.

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Loves it.

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He was getting into it.

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Number one Christmas song of all time.

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Ryan saw him in the airport once.

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I did.

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I was starstruck.

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Yeah, he was taken.

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It's one of those things where I didn't even know he was there,

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but I heard his voice Why didn't you go say hi

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Plus, he was singing Christmas Carols.

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I was like, yeah.

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Clarence.

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Come on.

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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose.

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And if you ever saw him, you would even say it closed.

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All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call them names.

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They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games.

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Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say, Come on!

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Rudolph, with your nose so bright Won't you ride my sleigh tonight?

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Then all the reindeers loved him As he shouted out weekly Rudolph the red-nosed

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reindeer You're going out of history forever You're going out of history forever

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You're going out of history What?